White Goodman: Team? What team? Your best player thinks he’s a pirate.
Peter La Fleur: First of all, he is way more of a pirate than you’ll ever be!
Aaarrrrr… Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!
The power of boobs!
We live each day like there’s nothing to lose,
But a man has needs and that need is booze.
They say all the best things in life are free,
So give all your beer and your rum to me.
We are here to drink your beer,
And steal your rum at the point of a gun.
Your alcohol to us will fall,
'Cause we are here to drink your beer.
this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.
this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts….
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.
September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Remember, it’s contagious, so talk like a pirate into your sleeve.